Hatori & MORE random facts and figures! Part one here.
♠️ Headcanon: I made a post last year where I posted some random, one-off headcanons I had for the seahorse; only small ones that I had no plans on expanding. In going through my Ask tag, I found quite a few headcanons I had posted for various ask memes. I wanted to compile them into one single post and categorize them in my headcanon tag!
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PS- one-off, compiled sexual headcanons can be found here.
⌆ a nervous tic or habit they do:
Hatori smokes when he feels nervous or uncomfortable; it’s a self-soothing habit. He also rubs his thumbs together a lot in situations where he can’t smoke. Hatori’s hands are almost always folded in his lap.
❖ describe their hands:
Hatori has massive hands and incredibly long fingers. He has very thick, knot-like knuckles along bony digits. The pads of his hands are calloused, as is the single knuckle on his middle finger where his pen rests. His hands aren’t particularly soft, or rough. Just in-between. He keeps his nails very short and trimmed, so much so that dirt doesn’t collect under them. Even if he didn’t, Hatori washes his hands often (he’s a doctor), so they’re very clean.
§ how would their hair gray? or would they lose their hair first?
Hatori’s hair will gray exceptionally early, due to the stress he’s under. By early thirties, it’ll be quite obvious. If you look close enough now, you’ll already find a few stray grays, much to his chagrin.
⏀ describe their usual smile:
I think sometimes, very rarely, a genuine, happy Hatori smile will appear. With this smile,-his eyes do not narrow, instead, they soften and widen a bit. The smile is much bigger and more sincere. There’s no other emotion you can read from his expression besides pure happiness.
These are the rarest of the rare, you’ll be lucky to get one!
His smiles are rare and illusive, just the corners of his mouth twitching upwards. It bespeaks of multiple emotions, but not one specifically. His eyes narrow, but still hold the slightly cold, slight glare they usually don. His smile can mean a lot of things, but you’ll never be able to pin-point exactly what. For that reason alone, through attractive, his smiles can make you uneasy and can be considered off-putting.
✭ what is one of their favorite items?
Hatori owns multiple lab coats, about three or four, but he has a specific one that he adores and stubbornly uses all the time. He rarely wears the others. This specific lab coat had gotten ripped by mistake (probably Shigure rough-housing in his doggy form) and Kana had sewn the ripped shoulder with red colored string for him. Unforunately at the time, red was the only color she had, otherwise it would’ve been white and not noticable. Hatori thought it was rather funny, the ugly red stitching on the shoulder of his lab coat. After she left, it was a reminder of her, so he is partial to that specific lab coat now.
❤ describe how they show affection:
As a doctor, Hatori shows his affection by constantly monitoring the health of those around him. Hatori is very concerned with everyone’s well-being, and the best way he can show it, is by ensuring they remain in good health.
✭ what is one of their favorite items?
The framed photo Hatori keeps of Kana in his home office is one of the most important things in the world to him. Nothing could make him get rid of it; even if he were to marry someone else (Mayu), he could not discard it. It has nothing to do with still having feelings for his old assistant, he just feels as if throwing it away would mean throwing away their memories together (just like Kana did) and Hatori is very sensitive about that.
Despite erasing everyone else’s memories, he would never erase his own.
Hatori has a very specific scotch glass that his father gave him. It was hand-blown and made specifically for the Sohma family doctors generations ago. Hatori grew up watching his father drink from it after hard, long days of work, and now Hatori does the same. It relaxes him, even if he wasn’t particularly close to his father.
✆- What your muse’s phone gallery is filled with?
Hatori doesn’t own a cell phone; he’s awful with technology, and even if he did own one, he wouldn’t use it to take pictures. He has a photo album at home, filled with pictures of Shigure and Ayame, and young Akito. Hatori likes taking pictures, but he’s not a fan of being in front of the camera. He avoids it at all costs (and thus why in the few actual photos of him there are, he looks extra grumpy.)
∞- Does your muse believes in afterlife?
No, Hatori has absolutely no religion, and he believes once we are gone, we are gone. He’s a pessimist, and a doctor/scientist, plus Akito being his ‘god’… Of course he’s not religious.
☺- Something that makes your muse happy:
Hatori likes quiet time. Curling up with a good book and glass of scotch in the evening is his ideal.
☹- Something that makes your muse sad/upset:
Everything? Hatori’s sensy. He’s sensitive to everything. Everything upsets his delicate sensibilities. Of course, the big ones, like Kana, Akito, Shigure’s teasing, etc… But pretty much anything can set Hatori off, turning him into a grumpy, whiny baby.
Ktenology: Have they ever planned a murder, whether serious or not? If so, describe what they planned to do:
Hatori has thought not-so-seriously about killing Ayame, Shigure, and Akito. Most of all, he thinks about killing himself. It varies between seriously and not-so-seriously, depending on the day and how much scotch he has consumed. Do not fear, however, Hatori is too much of a coward to ever commit suicide. Even he knows this, and he despises it.
Welter: What subject will they never fully understand?
There is a lot Hatori will never fully understand. I think besides the cliche answers of space, religion, and other various topics with few set answers, I think Hatori doesn’t understand human nature. He is a gentle man, and one with less-than-stellar social skills. Love and human nature elude him; he doesn’t understand why people can be so vengeful and spiteful. Humans hurt each other viciously for no reason- he’s watched Akito and Shigure do their dance for years. He doesn’t even remotely understand it, he’s on a completely different plane from them.
Hatori doesn’t have a single mean bone in his body; revenge is nothing he cares about, and he’s desperately just trying to find happiness. He cannot physically understand why so many people wound the people around them and cause chaos when they’ve been blessed with so many things in their life- a husband or wife to love, children, etc- why can’t they see what they have right in front of them and stop the malicious behavior? Hatori thinks about human nature a lot, and it often upsets him.
Gorgonize: What distracts them when they’re trying to get things done?
Momiji, Shigure, and Ayame. Haha, no really, Hatori can be easily distracted. His own thoughts can run away from him from time to time as he internalizes everything- he’s the kind of person who will sit and read a book for forty-five minutes, only to realize he hasn’t absorbed the last fifteen pages because he was thinking about something else and just scanning his eyes over the words. His biggest distraction is himself.
Infandous: What topics will they refuse to speak about?
There’s four! Religion (he’s atheist, and while he finds different religions incredibly intriguing, he doesn’t feel as if it’s an appropriate topic to discuss casually), sex (for obvious reasons), Akito (for OBVIOUS reasons), and his childhood. Hatori will reluctantly talk about any of the above mentioned four if you coax it out of him, but never expect him to bring them up first.
Noegenesis: Are there any topics that they love to think about deeply?
Typical things, like love, soul mates, religion, the vastness of space, human morality, etc. He’s a highly educated guy, and he loves pondering about things! He loves when people ask questions that require a lot of thought, he really values being able to evaluate himself and everything he knows to try and reach a conclusion. However, he’s always going to reach a conclusion, even if just to put his own mind at ease. Hatori doesn’t like questions that have no set answer, if there is no conceivable answer, then what is even the point in questioning it? It’s a waste of time to him.
Cacodemonomania: Do they believe in the paranormal? If so, have they had any supernatural encounters?
I once wrote a headcanon kind of similar to this question! Long story short, I think Hatori isn’t quite sold on the idea of the paranormal. Being a methodical man, a man of science and medical discovery, he’s a “I’ll believe it when I see it” kind of guy. He hasn’t had any paranormal experiences, and besides Akira, there’s no one that’s currently dead that Hatori would ever like to see again. Deep down, Hatori isn’t sure whether he believes in the supernatural or not, but due to his childhood (thanks, Shigure) he has a deep rooted fear of it, and the unknown in general.
Acersecomic: How much effort do they put into personal grooming and hygiene?
Hatori is very metro! He is VERY clean (hello, he’s a doctor), and very well groomed at all times. He prides himself on his own appearance (not because of his looks, but because of the care he takes in making sure he’s cleaned and presentable at all times). The only “messy” thing about him is his bangs over his left eye, and those are grown out to hide his biggest insecurity. They are there for a purpose, it’s not something he’s overlooked.
Zugzwang: What’s the trickiest problem they face in their life right now?
Akito. Akito is always the trickiest thing in his life. Finding a way to keep a balance of making her happy, but helping her grow as a person without smothering her has always been a problem for him. His own internal struggles of not resenting her for the Kana incident and blaming himself is also a big struggle dwelling within the dragon. The answer is easy. It’s always Akito.
Tarantism: Describe their dancing style.
Depends on the situation! If it’s classical dancing, Hatori was trained in ballroom as a child and particularly likes the waltz! He’s quite the gentleman on the dance floor. However, if we’re talking club dancing… God help us all. It’ll take quite a few shots, but he might finally loosen up and sway a little bit against his partner if the song is catchy and they’re pressed up against him. (Assuming he doesn’t change into a seahorse, of course.)
Bite me: Name a kink.
Hatori’s only two kinks are that he enjoys watching his partner masturbate in front of him, and he likes playing ‘doctor’ in the bedroom. Pretty vanilla all things considered, but hey- It’s Hatori.
Washing Machine: Ever do it in a weird place before?
Hatori’s had sex in a few places outside the bedroom, but nowhere public or particularly scandalous. While his morals and traditionalism prevent him from having sex anywhere truly crazy, get him worked up enough and the dragon will give in just about every time.
Porn Collection: Do you watch porn? Do you make your own porn?
No, no! Hatori is repulsed by porn! He’d rather die than look at someone he doesn’t know or love get naked. However, as for making his own porn… Perhaps if he was with the right person and felt absolutely positive no would would ever find it, maybe!
French Maid: Do you roleplay in bed?
Not regularly, or anything crazy, but Hatori does enjoy a little bit doctor/nurse role-playing in the bedroom sometimes. Call him ‘doctor’ during intimacy and he’s yours.
Self Torture: What do you like to masturbate to?
Hatori masturbates strictly to his partner, if he has one at the time. If not, then it’s nothing in particular and he’s probably masturbating because it’s been a few months and it’s a necessity at that point. He’ll just get it done in the shower and move on.
Turn Off: Name a turn off.
Hatori dislikes overly rough sex, or sex that doesn’t seem to have much love or affection behind it.
I have a headcanon that Hatori actually has really good grip on things because seahorse are known to grip tightly to things like kelp and other grass-like plants when waves rush in that could easily blow them away.
✲ :Something or someone they down right hate:
Akito’s abusive behavior, Shigure’s manipulation, Ayame’s loud voice, getting woken up from naps, getting frantic calls from Hatsuharu about Yuki’s health, Kyo’s temper, Tohru’s absent-mindedness (he’s worried she will hurt herself), Hiro’s attitude, Kagura’s special ability to break everything, Rin’s general fight-or-flight deposition…
✭ :An obscure interest:
Glassblowing! The few decorations around Hatori’s admittedly minimalistic-styled home are all glass pieces. He loves intricate glass vases, bottles, and even glass animals. He find them to be fragile and timeless, but sturdy and beautiful. Glassblowing is not something he’d ever take up himself, but he enjoys going to local art festivals and watching the artisans perform their craft. He usually spends quite a hefty amount on their pieces after the show, and likes displaying the glass knickknacks around his home.
✢ :Physical advantage:
Hatori is rather tall, he’s 6′, so height is a good advantage for him.
✣ :Physical disability/disadvantage:
Hatori is only 68kg, or 150lbs. He is rail thin.
✪ :Critique they have about others:
Others do not seem to want to put in the effort to work for what they want. The Sohma family is huge, and terribly spoiled. Hatori is one of the few who has worked himself down to the bone to accomplish his goals, many of the others just expect things to be handed to them. It frustrates Hatori to no end.
✩ :Belief they’ve questioned/struggled with:
Cliche as hell, but the age-old concept of is it better to have loved and lost, or to have never loved at all. After the Kana incident, though he holds those memories very dear, he always wondered how different his life would have been had he never pursued her in the first place.
⋆ :Minor personality flaw or quirk:
Hatori has a tendency to flee from situations. If he feels uncomfortable, frightened, annoyed, it doesn’t matter. He will vacate the premise immediately. It’s amusing to watch. He often goes to hide in his office at home. Disgruntled and stewing, murmuring to himself like a crotchety old man.
✧ :Mental or emotional strength:
Mental, Hatori lacks emotional strength completely.
✬ :Something minor they enjoy:
He enjoys eating out in public alone. He often goes by himself to restaurants and finds not having to make light, idle conversation at dinner, and instead, just enjoying the atmosphere and food alone to be much more pleasurable.
✭ :An obscure interest:
He is very intrigued, and absolutely disgusted, by American food. He both wants to try everything he can find, and also abhors it. It’s a love-hate thing.
✬ :Something minor they enjoy:
Lazy Sunday mornings, as Sunday is his only day off each week. Sleeping in til’ 7 AM is a utter and complete luxury for the over-worked physician.
✭ :An obscure interest:
As a doctor, he’s rather intrigued and well-read on psychology and dieases of the mind. He has hundreds of books he’s bought on his own accord to study the various states of mental health- and yes, he’s been trying to accurately diagnose Shigure for years now. Still to no avail. Damn that mutt.
✮ :A moral standard:
Hatori does not believe in manipulating people for selfish reasons. If he needs something, he will be blunt and straight to the point, no exceptions.
⋆ :Minor personality flaw or quirk:
Hatori has a severe martyr complex/a holier-than-thou attitude towards everyone. He has a very specific set of standards that he holds himself to, and if the people around him do not have as high standards as he does, he automatically judges them. Hatori would never shun anyone for their lifestyle or beliefs, but he will make his opinion and distaste known.
What is Hatori’s favorite tea?
White tea! With no sugar. If it has sugar, he will hiss and back away from it. Hatori despises sweet things and he has very, very sensitive taste buds. He prefers his food to be very bland, he’s not a fan of overly strong flavors. He has a very sensitive palate. He favorite type of white tea is Silver Needle, it has the same characteristics as most white teas- it’s light, herbally, and gentle to the taste buds. It’s got a bit of a bamboo flavor to it, with some cucumber and almond undertones. He likes earthy notes in his tea. 🙂
Serious question, if Hatori is a doctor why does he smoke?
Because Hatori Sohma has a severe, incurable martyr complex, and while he cares deeply about the health of others, his own is not of any concern. Also, anon, it’s important to remember that everyone has their vices.
♡ What they do after sex:
Hatori is very, very into (and very picky about) after-care after sex. He can’t relax until both himself and his partner are cleaned up and he’s ensured that they aren’t/weren’t injured or sore in any way. After all that is handled, he does like a bit of cuddling… But they need to be clean first or Hatori will spaz out.
♤ Worst time ever:
Getting particularly drunk and his partner not prepping him enough while he was on the receiving end. He was sore for days, and furious.
☀ Masturbate or seek for a helping hand?
Hatori rarely masturbates, he will go to his partner if he’s in the mood. He’s loyal to a fault and tends to just save all of himself for his lover, unless it absolutely cannot be helped. So, helping hand.
ψ Roleplay? If so, what exactly?
Roleplay isn’t really his thing, it starts to affect his self-esteem if his partner just wants him to keep pretending to be someone else. He begins to wonder if he isn’t enough for them. However, he will indulge in a bit of doctor/patient if he’s in a particularly playful mood.
♛ One thing partner should never do:
Rush him; Hatori likes to take his time. That, and if Hatori is on the bottom, they need to not skip preparation or he will be furious.
☂ Foreplay or straight to business?
This entirely depends. Hatori is so rushed 90% of his day, taking the time to languidly explore his partner’s body is definitely something he enjoys. However, if they’ve been staring at each other all night from across the room and he’s getting frustrated, he’ll more or less skip the foreplay and get right to business once they have a moment alone.
♚ Most sensitive spot:
His neck, no competition.
♥ Number of sexual partners:
He’s had a handful, but not many. Hatori’s VERY demisexual and tends to only have sexual partners that he’s very, very in love with, or that he has known for a good chunk of his life.
☮ Position Preferences:
Hm, he prefers to be on top. Usually missionary, so he can see his partner’s face. He’s very into visuals (as his eye-sight isn’t the best), so he enjoys being able to see their pleasure.
♔ What gets them in the mood:
Conversation! If someone can hold a witty, intelligent banter with him, and bring their own ideas and beliefs to the table in a sophisticated, composed manner, Hatori’s already very interested in them. You have to seduce his mind before you can even hope to get in his pants. There is nothing more stimulating than a good dialog for him. Any blatant sexual advances disgust him, he finds it lewd and completely unappealing. However, approaching him with riveting conversation about worldly topics is the quickest way to get him in your bed.
Was Kana Hatori’s first girlfriend? Did he date in high school?
That is a good question! Thank you for asking! I’m sorry I’m answering this a few days late, I haven’t been on Tumblr much the past few days!
As for your question, we don’t know. That’s not specifically confirmed anywhere, but considering that it took less than two months time for Hatori to meet her, fall in love, completely change his way of life, his morals, his wardrobe, etc, and then go to their God to ask for her hand in marriage, I’d say that sounds like a man who’s never experienced love before. He grew much too gung-ho about the relationship, thus why he compromised his morals (and knew what the outcome would be), yet still tempted fate by asking Akito. He was blinded by love, and those rose-tinted glasses of his obscured his view.
As for high-school!Hatori, we have a good bit of information on him during his teen years, but only these two moments concerning his love life:
(Volume 4, chapter 22)
When Ayame and Shigure are discussing the high-school boys that wandered off into the red light district during a school trip (meaning, the boys wandered off into, presumably, a brothel) Yuki and Kyo just automatically assume it was the Mabudachi Trio, but Ayame and Shigure quickly rebuttal, saying: “Not that we went with them…” “No, we’d long since grown tired of that.” That being sex. This implies that the three of them were very sexually active, though, keep in mind two things: 1) It was Shigure who said this. Take everything that asshole says with a grain of salt, because he more or less just spouts things for shock value. 2) This was another little joke by Takaya, hinting at a homosexual relationship between the Shigure, Ayame, and Hatori- those implied jokes are rampant throughout the series.
(Volume 15, chapter 87)
In a side panel where Takaya discusses some facts about the characters, for Hatori, the last fact she lists is: “When he was in high school, he was fairly popular with the students from the girls’ school next door. All three of the Mabudachi Trio were popular in that regard.” I mean, Hatori’s a handsome little devil, so it’s unsurprising that he garnered attention for his looks. However, she neglects to mention that any of them acted on the offers of the students from the girls’ school, so it’s doubtful they dated at all. Not with the curse present, and both Shigure and Ayame imply that they believe they are above dating any of their classmates (particularly Ayame; he is seen brutally turning down a girl later in the series).
To answer your question- I believe so, yes! Kana was his first relationship. We aren’t shown anything from when Hatori was in college, but considering that he graduated from medical school early, I’d say he was MUCH too busy to even remotely notice anyone else.
i still think hatori might be making akito even more sicker, like over doing her treatment to give her more of a bad headache so she won’t be able to abuse people as much as she does, also as well as akito acting up to keep Hatori close to her tbf
I agree. I think in a way, he over-exaggerates to keep her home-bound on the estate and keep her from lashing out at others. However, I also think it gives him a purpose. If she wasn’t as sick as she was, he’s be worthless. Akito is, for all intensive purposes, his reason for living. Hatori was born for her, to be her dragon and protect her/protect the family/protect the curse, and it seems as if the only thing he can even remotely do for her is heal her ailments. He can’t make her happy, he can’t give her anything she doesn’t already have… All he has is his curative powers and his memory erasing.
He uses both skills indiscriminately for her. Hell, he gave up his chance at love for Akito. His steadfast determination to her isn’t something to take lightly. He threw his entire life away for her, and doesn’t blame or resent her. Hatori is sick; sick the way Kureno was, in the way Shigure was- the only difference being that he likes to feign as if he’s better than them and not as delusional, which is entirely twisted, if you were to ask me.
It’s very, very sad. Hatori was more devoted to her than Shigure could ever be; as Hatori said to Shigure, his methods were questionable, but the dog’s motives were pure. Hatori says it himself, Shigure is better than him for trying to change things, trying to break the curse- Hatori admits to being a coward.
What is a doctor who has no patients to heal? They are nothing. Thankfully, he’ll always have Akito- in one way or another- and he’ll make sure of that.
I could write an entire dissertation on why Hatori is problematic, honestly.
Wrath: There has been two times in his life that Hatori felt true hurt and anger, both were towards Akito. The first was when he was very young, still just a teenager in high school, when he had to erase Yuki’s friend’s memories. After that, Yuki became fearful and distrusting of the dragon, and it broke Hatori’s heart. He had spent awhile ignoring the rat due to Ayame’s wishes to not knowledge his younger brother, but once Hatori decided that was foul and pointless, he very much wished to grow close to the boy.
Of course, Akito’s order to erase their memories knocked that out of the realm of possibilities. Yuki began to resent him, and in return, Hatori resented Akito. While it wasn’t entirely her fault- Hatori was born to protect the family, after all- he still needed a figure to blame for his own poor choices. That, and for a very brief period after the Kana mishap, Hatori very much hated and resented Akito. That was brief and short-lived.
Afterwards, he learned to just blame himself instead.
Envy: Hatori is envious of Shigure’s ability to be utterly charming (something Hatori severely lacks), and his fearlessness when going against the norm. The dog isn’t afraid to stand up to those in power and looking down his nose at them, it is secretly something he greatly admires in the mutt. Of course, Hatori believes Shigure could be a bit more tactful in his approach, but it was Shigure who set into motion the curse breaking. Hatori sat by idly and did nothing because he was afraid. He truly believe that despite the questionable schemes, his motives were not at all spiteful or malicious. He envies the dog’s plucky spirit.
Sloth: This one is asking specifically for something that Hatori hates to do- now, normally, I would answer erasing memories, however, that is not laziness related at all, that is just emotionally traumatic. So, my answer will be sleeping and waking up in the morning! Hatori often has trouble with his sleeping schedule, he finds it to be wasteful- wasting away perfectly good hours of the night to get things done during.
Thoughts like that often keep him up and wide awake. By the time morning rolls around, he is miserably tired and just drags himself to the closet to get dressed, slumps over the table to eat, and practically dozes off at his desk until around 9 AM, in which he finally begins to perk up. Luckily, his appointments are not usually any earlier than 10 AM, so he can afford the laziness. Hatori is quite slothful in the morning, during his daily routine.
Envy: Hatori harbors extreme amounts of envy for Kureno. Despite his ever changing and wavering feelings for the little God, he feels as if it is his right as the dragon of the family, the protector, to be the closest one to her. He is in charge of her health and well-being, yet he still plays second best to the bird who is suffering from a slight case of Stockholm syndrome and enables her by giving in to Akito’s every wish.
While Hatori holds no resentment towards Akito for the Kana incident, he can see that she is keeping him at arm’s length due to her own guilt over blinding him in his left eye. For whatever reason, perhaps it is the curse’s influence, he feels drawn to her like a whimpering child and tries desperately to stifle the begs for her attention that he feels nagging deep inside him. He is abundantly aware that Kureno is the favorite, and try as he might to fight off that unsavory feeling, Hatori is envious of the caged sparrow.
How big is your penis?
Eight and a half inches. It’s a bit more on the thinner side, but what he lacks in girth he more than makes up for in length. It is much like Hatori himself, he’s tall and rail-thin. He has no idea he’s as well-endowed as he is because Hatori has never really given a second thought to something so trivial and meaningless.
Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your skill could use improvement?
Hatori truly believes he is awful at sex; however, he also believes that being “good” at sex is irrelevant if you are making love to someone you have a bond with. It’s an experience for both parties, good or bad. He does his best, and though he would not be so quick to admit it, he is extraordinary with his mouth and tongue, and whatever he lacks in sexual ability, he makes up for with his attentiveness to his partner. Their needs always come first, and if the first round were to be… Unsatisfying, you can guarantee he’ll keep his attention solely on you for the rest of the night until he’s made it up to you. He truly is a 100% selfless lover.
Do you like having your balls touched?
No, instant turn off for the dragon. He will try and squirm away, they’re much too sensitive and he finds zero pleasure in the act.
Do you like being naked?
Yes, if he is alone or with his partner. Especially at night, he gets hot throughout the night and often strips down/throws the covers off.
Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
Absolutely, he is a doctor, he is not squeamish about the human body. Most times you will ever see him naked will be in a non-sexual context. He is fine with nudity, as long as it is only his partner who seems him in such a state.
Have you ever “compared” (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
Often. Shigure and Ayame are much too curious about those sorts of things…
Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
Received; Shigure’s rather dexterous with his feet and likes exploring under the kotatsu during family dinners just to irritate Hatori and make him uncomfortable.
Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated?
The kitchen, and the shower. Very, very tame.
Do you like your butt?
You are actually a horrible human being, and you should feel bad. No, he does not, because he has no butt and it’s actually shameful and embarrassing. Hatori had no clue he was different until he joined this stupid website, where everyone is obsessed with each other’s backsides for whatever reason, and now he’s self-conscious about it. It’s ridiculous.
What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
Porn or smut of any type absolutely disgusts Hatori- he finds it all very forced and uncomfortable to watch, he has no desire to see anyone he does not love naked, nor is he amused by the fact that there are actually actors who will not only have sex on camera- but do so without love between them. They are all but strangers to one another, and Hatori cannot physically imagine a worse situation.
If he has to relieve himself, it will be shamefully in the shower (for easy clean up, Hatori finds it entirely degrading to act on such primal desires, and he’s a bit touchy about the clean up afterwards, so the shower is the best place for him), and it will be his imagination he uses. Needless to say, they are very tame, vanilla fantasies, but he doesn’t need much.
Worst place/time you’ve ever gotten a boner?
Hatori isn’t one to really suffer from such an affliction, his arousal is very dependent on quite a few factors- being in private is one of them. He is damned-near physically incapable of truly growing aroused in places in which he should not get aroused, because he’s Hatori. However- he has had a few at work that made him highly uncomfortable. Not during an examination or anything, he was alone at the time and it happened naturally/not-sexually at all. Hatori was very upset about it and fretted over it for a few days. He’s very fussy.
Gluttony: Hatori likes his food to be very, very bland. Any strong or potent flavors offend his senses and he will refuse to eat it. He primarily lives on rice, unseasoned salmon, and sauteed vegetables in light olive oil. He does not have a sweet tooth and prefers fruit if he does get the rare craving for dessert. As for obsessions, where do I even start? He’s a weird dude.
Lust: I’m answering this one here as well because I’m lazy and I want to do them in one ask. Hatori much prefers to give than receive in any and all sexual situations, gender of the partner is irrelevant. He is very uncomfortable when the attention is strictly on him, he’d much rather spoil his partner. The dragon possesses a very skilled tongue and hands, though!
Wrath: To say that Shigure makes Hatori angry would be the understatement of the century. Despite the obvious mutual understanding and respect between the men, Hatori often finds himself with a twitchy fist and a furrowed brow almost every single time he is around the immature mutt. Hatori does not understand his humor, nor does he enjoy partaking in Shigure’s conniving little games. What perhaps makes him the most angry, however, is that he knows deep down no matter what Shigure does- Hatori will always end up right by his side in the end, and will always be his closest companion. That is what infuriates him the most- their intertwined fate together. It is inevitable.
Pride: His intelligence. Hatori was able to graduate medical school early, he is a very, very bright man and what he lacks in street-smarts or common sense, he more than makes up for with book-smarts. He’s the kind of asshole that truly believes at any given time, he is the smartest person in the room and has no problem letting that be known to the world. He often looks down his nose at others that he finds to be a less-than-suitable interlocutor and has no shame in doing so. It is a wonder how he handles Ayame so well…
A Grumpy Little Dragon 